Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Come, they told me, pa rump a dump dum...

A board where I hang out notes the time they've been LDBed—the first time they hear Little Drummer Boy each season.

And they hate it! I love this song—I hate most Christmas carols, especially the ones that extol winter. It wasn't winter when he...He was born. Not there, no.

I'm waiting for Band Aid, myself. It's not like I'm going be surprised by Adeste Fideles, as much as I hope.

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