Did you know if you say "my cocaine" you are actually saying "Michael Caine" the exact same way Michael Caine says it.
You're trying it right now, aren't you?
And now, because cocaine! "Ayy! Es cocaina!" The best part about the Bedazzled remake (besides Liz Hurley's various outfits) is that "Ayy mierdas! Soy un narcotraficante Colombiano. Un rico y poderoso narcotraficante Colombiano," scene. It's hilarious.
Also, stop saying "my cocaine"!