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Conversation on a Hatrack Roadtrip

We were driving the second leg of our cross-Pennsylvania trip this morning when we got passed by a yellow and black pickup truck.

WinnieTheWoot: (Disappointed) Oh. I was going to compliment them on having a bumper sticker that said Pirates until I saw that there was a baseball at the end of it.


Me: The Pittsburgh Pirates are their professional baseball team. Yellow and Black is the unofficial mandatory color scheme of all sports teams in Pittsburgh.

WtW: Are there a lot of wasps there?

Me: Well, the city was founded by William Pitt, so there is a historical preference for WASPs.

WtW: Not that kind!

Me: I'm just sayin'.

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