It's a standard trope of urban fantasy that faeries and monsters live alongside us in the modern world, they just usually prefer to stay hidden. I had a thought this weekend: What if, instead of trying to stay secret and separate from mortals, they decided to integrate into our society and became entrepreneurs?

Clearly not all of them* would have a good idea of appropriate businesses to engage in. For example:

  • Wendigo Meat Processing, Inc
  • Baba Yaga Daycare

What other fantasy businesses would you steer clear of?

*I might be willing to take my laundry to the Ent Wash.