Still working our way through TNG and Riker inspired me. Here’s your challenge, take the first half of a line from a tv show or movie and change the second half to something more entertaining.

Commander Riker (to Counselor Troi): I’ve brought something back from Risa but Dr. Crusher says it should clear up in a week.

(Semi-related, but for the sake of consolidation I’ll put it here.)

This week on The Next Generation: Call the Midworf.