Dear Animal Planet People:
Has nothing to do with animals. Don't think that I'm fooled by your weaselly "Surprisingly Human" tagline that makes you think you can just air shows exclusively about humans willy-nilly. I also don't care for shows about hillbillies that catch and mutilate animals. I'm not one for "animal hauntings" either, and you can shove your "new evidence" for "mermaids" right up your collective ass.
Less GOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDD!!! More cute and informative.