Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled Dear Fallhammer

The last we heard from you, you had "just gotten your Internet back" and had promised to dazzle us with images and videos from Emerald City Comicon. Previous to that you had been mainlining Star Trek: TOS at dangerous levels. We need to know if you're OK. Perhaps you were abducted by a harem of Slave Leias as their own personal sex slave. Your absence in this case would be perfectly understandable. But we are concerned it may be something less ideal that is keeping you away. Please check in, Good Brother. We miss you.

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