Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

I never thought it would happen to me, but...

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So there I was, hitching my way down Route 66, when these two guys offer to pick me up in their vintage Rolls Royce TARDIS and take me all the way to Santa Monica.


"RUN!" They yelled, grabbing my hand and we barely escaped some Sontarans with our lives.

Little did I know that was just the start of our "adventures" through the desert!

I'm not sure if the gas-station-turned-Coliseum where we had to rescue the Emperor from Daleks posing as lions, or the oil Derrick of the coast that was actually a Cyberman fort or that time when the Slitheens tried to take over the Bellagio is my favourite. It's so hard to choose!

But those two boys sure know how to wear a girl out.

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