Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Dear Principal Palpatine...

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in Detention Cellblock AA-23 for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a princess... and a criminal... and a Jedi Knight... and a Sith Lord... and an astro-droid... and a Wookiee. Does that answer your question?

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