(Winner announced tomorrow with the next challenge). SO! Who gave us the best main page comment, hmmm? Also, these count as today's Gold Stars.

DrillPress on the Fantasy Literature Glossary:

Every single one of your bullet point titles could be the subtitle to a random porn series.

Lusty Ladies of the Night 2: Grimdark

Naughty Nurses 8: The New Weird

Backstreet Divas 3: Urban Fantasy

Captain Max on Angelina Jolie as Maleficent:

Maleficent's past involves knives and Billy Bob Thornton. Nobody wants to see that.

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