DECK OFF - Day 4 Challenge (And Day 3 Winner)

[Winner after the jump]

A story in 5 GIFs, you say? How would that work??

Beautifully!

Both contestants gave excellent stories. And one contestant DID use Pam, who is my patronus. That's compelling stuff, right there.

However, this challenge was won by QUASI. I really liked the farm-to-table narrative.

So, what is today's challenge?

RIDDLE ME THIS!

No, really, riddle me. I want a good head-scratcher, preferably one I've never heard before. The following riddles are disqualified:

Anything from LOTR/Hobbit

Uses four legs in morning/two legs at noon/three legs at night

Adam/Eve belly button

Egg-as-treasure-chest

One of us always lies, one us always tells the truth

Anything from pop culture within the last 15 years

GO!