Hi there. I’m Alexander Robles. You may remember me from such Secret Wars reviews as “A Goddoom Delight” (Issue 2) and “The More Things Change” (Issue 4).

Except, maybe you don’t, because it’s been so frakking long between issues! And now it’s going to be even longer! I was all set to recap Issue 6 next week. But nooooo, it has to be delayed until October bloody 7th!