No? Nobody did? Ahhh, man! My boss is gonna kill me! Well, they're just gonna go to waste, so why don't you take them anyways?

These are part of a four video series called The Four Players and they were written by Evan Daugherty, who also wrote Snow White and the Huntsman and the upcoming Divergent. The first episode is called "The Fixer" and features Mario. The second and, in my opinion, superior episode "The Addict" features Luigi. Two future videos titled "The Star" and "The Warrior" will be based off of Princess Peach and Toad. They come out this Friday.