...after watching Hobbit 2: The Legend of Thorin's Gold. We couldn't agree on the correct appellation tacked on to Azog's name. Azog the Destroyer? Azog the Defiler? I prefer Azog the Dilapidated.

Then I decided on Azog the Defibrillator:

Thorin: Azog! I never expected to see you again! I'm shocked!

Also, in the interest of consolidating posts, I'd like to say that I am far more annoyed with Azog's inclusion in these movies than I am with the random creation of Tauriel.