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The House of Hatrack does not endorse turtle abuse.

Quasi Hatrack: Gamera's a giant flying turtle.

Me: All turtles can fly as long as you can find someone strong enough to throw them.


QH: Gamera can fly under his own power.

Me: Ah, so he throws himself.

QH: No, he has jets that come out his leg-holes.

Me: He isn't like Wolverine, right? So it's not that every time he uses his jets he burns his legs off?


QH: No, no, he pulls his legs in and then he uses his jets.

Me: So he's a giant cyborg flying turtle.

QH: No, they're natural. They're methane jets.

Me: Gamera farts out his leg-holes?

QH: I was just trying to think of a scientific explanation.

Me: I'm going to tell the O-Deck this.


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