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Quasi Hatrack: Gamera's a giant flying turtle.
Me: All turtles can fly as long as you can find someone strong enough to throw them.
QH: Gamera can fly under his own power.
Me: Ah, so he throws himself.
QH: No, he has jets that come out his leg-holes.
Me: He isn't like Wolverine, right? So it's not that every time he uses his jets he burns his legs off?
QH: No, no, he pulls his legs in and then he uses his jets.
Me: So he's a giant cyborg flying turtle.
QH: No, they're natural. They're methane jets.
Me: Gamera farts out his leg-holes?
QH: I was just trying to think of a scientific explanation.
Me: I'm going to tell the O-Deck this.