What the fuck? I can't seem to use strikethrough on the headline. It works fine in the main text, just not in the title. Fuck Kinja.

Okay, this is not major end of the world stuff. I can't even promised not to post the thing til next month, but I thought I'd go ahead and write some of it while I'm sitting here waiting for it to be time to go see a movie. And then I got it into my head that it would be funny to start out writing one thing, and then strikeout part of it and write something else, and then have it be in two parts and write the other thing later.

And, in case I haven't said it before, to whomever made the cat gif and to whomever altered it to say Kinja, I LOVE YOU.

Okay, now it is time to go see a movie. Go back to whatever you were doing.