So i'm just scanning CNN and my eyes deceived me into think one of the headlines read Mutant Attack 'kills 29'...

Most people would straight away think...that cant be right....and go back for a closer look.

Not this brain. no, sir.

Nope. My immediate, honest reaction was to think 'Damn, them mutants are having a hard time. Cant the press give them a break?'

I think I'm either ill prepared for the present or well prepared for the future...