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Eugene Tooms, X-Files Mack Daddy

Revisiting some X-Files episodes, and I never put this together before:

Eugene Tooms (played by Doug Hutchison), the ancient man who could stretch extra-long and nested under an escalator, became Horace Goodspeed on Lost, who then became the older sugar daddy of 16-year-old Courtney Stodden.


Whatever about the Stodden stuff, I just hadn't realized that was Eugene Tooms mackin' on a 16 year old girl. Courtney, he's over 100 years old!

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