Obviously, the people who work at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory are better than me at many things. My Mars landers have failed every time. Hell, I can't even get the launch vehicles to leave the troposphere. I tried to send a probe to Saturn once and I set my yard on fire. But there is one thing I was sure I was better at than those eggheads at JPL.

Carving Pumpkins!! Well I was wrong about that too.

I'm pretty sure using LED lights is cheating.