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Film Crew Engulfed by 'Poonado' of Whale Shit Astonishingly Unfazed

I think the only thing more amazing and stupefying than the fact that this happened is the fact that it happens so rarely. I was also impressed that the article actually managed to shoehorn some facts about whales in between all the fecal references.

Beyond that...I'm not sure what to say. That the whale is getting back at us for dumping all our shit in the ocean? That if whales had figured out this trick sooner there might be more of them left alive?


I go now to have vivid nightmares of swimming around in colossal waterborne clouds of feculent whale shit.

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