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For years I've been conducting scientific experiments on my children without any clear goal in mind. All I've discovered is that they are easily damaged and can't go for any length of time without food or water. I was about to give up and move on to monkey trials, but then I saw this book! Finally someone has a written a guide to help me create my army of super-children! Oh, wait. This book just has fun things to do with your baby like seeing how long it takes for you to make them laugh. My record is three minutes, but my Groucho Marx routine kills with babies.

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