…that our best course of action is to immediately deploy all 535 members of Congress in boots-on-the-ground action in Syria, “Sooner rather than later, too,[t]his war isn’t going to last forever.”

It's probably a bad sign that The Onion has been so on lately. Their 'coverage' of Syria, the managing editor of CNN.com's letter to the editor about Miley Cyrus, I mean, there wouldn't be hilarious fake news like this if the real news and the preferences of those consuming it were so terrifyingly depressing…

Then again, they also just ran this story, so maybe there's hope that we aren't completely trapped in a world where satirists have it so easy.