And here it is, in all it's glory:

The Wachowskis' new film tells the story of Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis), a Ukranian immigrant who spends her days scrubbing toilets in the U.S. One day, she learns that fate has much bigger plans for her, when a genetically-enhanced former military hunter (Channing Tatum) shows up and informs Jupiter that her existence threatens to forever change the balance of power in her world: a time and place where so-called higher-evolved beings - whose genetic makeup contains the best elements of animal DNA – consider themselves superior to the ordinary humans on Earth.

So what do we think, gang?