corpse eating rats in the trenches. #firstworldwarproblems

so what wat so fucking special about Archduke Franz Ferdinand anyway #firstworldwarproblems

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! THE GAS!!!!!!!!!#firstworldwarproblems

whydo transvestites like Berlin so much? #firstworldwarproblems

there's this really weird colonel who won't shut up about Jews, but he shaved his moustache so it would fit inside a gas mask #firstworldwarproblems

we told Colonel Hitler that there were Jews in the latrine. He's been in there for four fucking hours. #ineedtotakeashit #shutupaboutthedamnjewsalready #firstworldwarproblems

we're all dead. Colonel Hitler is the only survivor. #wellisntthatbloodyconvenient #AAAAAAAAHHHMOREGAS #firstworldwarproblems