Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled Florida, I will Miss You

LTE: oh look! That pawn shop is now accepting guns!

RBC: I think this is one of those states where I can just get a gun right away.

LTE: should we get a gun? Perhaps we would feel more local?

RBC: what would we do with a gun?? IN DISNEY?? Besides, I wouldn't even be able to take it across the border!


LTE: well, then we'll take it back to the pawn shop. It'll be like a rental!

RBC: no guns for you.

I also ate a gator today. It was a bit chewy. And I am firmly team catfish now. Catfish is my new life goal. All fried catfish, all the time. Someone up here must sell it and or make it.


I miss Disney already.

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