Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

A thousand years from now, humans living in the asteroid belt will entertain their young clones with morality tales about the mythical pair Lohan and Beiber and their wacky adventures. "Don't beiber that airlock", they'll say, "make sure it's closed tightly". And "She was a little too lohaned to trust with that drilling rig."


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