Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled For Foxs sake we need a hero with a moral compass

The UK branch of tv station Fox have been marking the launch of torture porn series 24:Legacy with a survey of our favourite heroes. They seem surprised with the results.

FOX’s spokesman said: “We had expected that people only wanted to learn how to throw a punch or hotwire a motorcycle from their TV heroes.

“But we found, quite sweetly, that the guidance that people are really looking for simply relates to being an honourable or good person.


Mind you, the top gun on their Top 24 TV Heroes of All-Time has been known to hotwire a TARDIS or dismiss murder as man-flu in his time.

  1. Doctor Who
  2. Sherlock Holmes
  3. Captain Kirk
  4. Columbo
  5. Jack Bauer
  6. Hercule Poirot
  7. Danger Mouse
  8. Jon Snow
  9. Buffy Summers
  10. Luther
  11. Rick Grimes
  12. Napoleon Solo
  13. Walter White
  14. Michael Knight
  15. Fox Mulder
  16. DCI Jane Tennyson
  17. Magnum P.I.
  18. Dana Scully
  19. Super Ted
  20. Daenerys Targaryen
  21. Xena, Warrior Princess
  22. Diana Prince
  23. Captain Scarlet
  24. Quincy M.D

Is it just me, or is it weird that Diana Prince doesn’t get referred to by her more famous identity?


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