Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

From the makers of "Badly Written Twilight Fanfiction"

...comes the most unrealistic fantasy film of the year. On Valentine's day. Because, sure.

Just make sure you have your Secretary DVD handy, just in case you wanna get some - BDSM action afterwards. You may need to get your grip on reality restored before you get out the handcuffs.

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