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Get some steam back into your bedroom with this steampunk... back-massager....

I’m going with back-massager, or else this would be a post about vibrators.... wind up vibrators. See-through, glass wind up vibrators. Or as the designer calls them - “Grandfather Clock”Dildos. - I’m not sure if the words grandfather and dildo should belong into the same sentence, but here you go. I’m also not sure, if the glass, being - uhm.... hand-blown is as unbreakable as you’d want it to be for a sex toy, so it may... remain a decorative object, rather than an actually useful one........ :)

It does come with a life-time warranty, though, so - I guess it depends on whether you trust the designer....

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