I cant begin to express how much my entire day was devoted to the thought that I was only a ever decreasing number of hours away from coming home to an empty house, a bag of chips and an evening of uninterrupted mayhem on a new playthrough of Saints Row 4.

Now it turns out that a patch released this morning has borked the entire game and players are advised to go do something else whilst they fix it.

Grrrr.

Let me follow up by saying I do not lack for other things to do; games or otherwise.

But I have been counting down the clock all day to get to this point and now I am totally floundering... absolutely nothing else seems remotely appealing apart from drinking a fifth of vodka and smashing the furniture. Apparently, i'm told this isnt healthy though. :(

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Goddamit.

I'm gonna just sit here and wander the Internet aimless for the next eight hours, i just know it...