British Petroleum is safe now! You can tell because of the hard hats and safety glasses. There are people looking at screens, and pointing. Impossibly clean Industry is happening in the background. You should trust me on this because I'm a Safety Professional.

No worries, everyone! Safety is at the heart of everything they do.

[As a side note, I'm not trying to poke fun at the hard workers that get their paychecks from BP. But some of those hard workers have died because BP wasn't fulfilling their duty to keep them safe, and that is why I'm posting this video and mocking it - so that this is not forgotten.]