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Government Drone Caught In The Act of Sandwich Theft

A very exciting morning for my city today! A suspicious package was found downtown and the bomb squad robot was brought in to deal with it. Midway through "disarmament" a man approached the scene, informing police that they were actually diffusing his lunch.

My only wish for this story is that he would have proceeded to get into a tug-o-war with the robot in an attempt to reclaim his mid-day meal.

Twitter account that followed the story as the drama unfolded: https://twitter.com/HaliBreaking

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