Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Greetings from the future of 2017. (To most of you)

The year’s not looking bad so far. No celebrity deaths. Nobody botched a vote. A bit loud, but quite pretty. (Even though those may be statistic anomalies due to the fireworks that aren’t representative of 2017 as a whole... :) Maybe Guano can tell us more, I hear he travelled even further into it. For the rest of you Happy New Year, if you already made it. Or good luck back in 2016, suckers.... ;)

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