You know what day it is, and I clearly assume you all know where your towel is! Whether you wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; or wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat...
You can’t go out without one. Certainly not today
Notice how mine is lilac, for it is also The Day of the Glorious Revolution!