Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

The government announcement (complete with triumphant music!) starts at 0:45.

Oh god, so much crazy!

1) They can use "electromagnetic waves" to detect and kill the viruses.

2) This is done with the Complete Cure Device. How straight forward and confident!

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3) It was modified from a bomb detector. Totally the same!

4) The military doctor/inventor, Maj. Gen. Ibrahim Abdul Atti, claims that he was offered 2 billion dollars (billion!) to hide the cure.

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