Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
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I actually define cat inertia as when you need get up but a cat shows up in your lap rendering you incapable of getting up.

Also, this particular cat rarely sits in my lap and rarely for this long. I don't mind kicking the other cat out because she won't let me sit down for two seconds without setting up shop on top of me, but this one is more shy so I feel bad. And am trapped.


That is all.

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