You better watch out! You better not cry! You better not run! I’m telling you why! The Elder Gods are coming to town!

Don’t you just love caroling?

This is the last time I invite a wookie over for game night.

I mean, have YOU ever seen a mermaid with two fins? I didn’t think so.


(No baristas were harmed in the making of that joke. The demented mind behind Lumpy did that back at her office. She’s insane not cruel)



Happy Thanksgiving, humans! Can’t wait to have you for dinner!

Deck the halls with- OH DEAR GOD NO


You really ARE the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum.

Well that’s $200 wasted.


Merry Christmas to all and to all a good fright!