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You better watch out! You better not cry! You better not run! I’m telling you why! The Elder Gods are coming to town!

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Don’t you just love caroling?

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This is the last time I invite a wookie over for game night.

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I mean, have YOU ever seen a mermaid with two fins? I didn’t think so.

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(No baristas were harmed in the making of that joke. The demented mind behind Lumpy did that back at her office. She’s insane not cruel)

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Housewarming.

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Happy Thanksgiving, humans! Can’t wait to have you for dinner!

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Deck the halls with- OH DEAR GOD NO

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You really ARE the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum.

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Well that’s $200 wasted.

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Merry Christmas to all and to all a good fright!

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