Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Also Friday the 13th.

"That was 'The Monster Mash' for this beautiful Valentine's Day!"

"Why did you pick that song, anyway?"

"Well you know, it's a bunch of monsters, getting together, having a good time, keeping their evil in check!"


"You put in the wrong tape, didn't you?"

"Why are you doing this to me."

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