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Hard Rain

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The Observation Deck Ark Constitution is now in effect.

This means that all blogs and subblogs of Gawker Media, and their governments and constitutions, no longer exist. Their military and civilian chains of command are no more. Oaths you may have taken to them, allegiances you may have held, loyalties you may have felt, citizenships you may have had are now and forever dissolved. The rights granted you by the ODeck Ark Constitution, no more and no less, are your rights. The laws and responsibilities of the ODeck Ark Constitution now bind you. You are citizens of a new nation now, the only nation. Long may it endure.


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