Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Have you ever wondered what that Nigerian Prince who emailed us did with all that money?

Well, apparently he started a Nigerian Space Program! Which.... didn’t work out so well, so now he needs your help!!! The First Nigerian Astronaut, Major Tom Abacha Tunde has been stranded in space for 14 years! Since 1990!

Wait... nevermind - his cousin now needs 3 Million $ to pay the Russians to bring him back from their Super Secret military Space Station!


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