Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Have you thanked your local Jedi, lately?

When coming to an supernaturally powered being who has been on a deserted island for quite as while? You’re welcome. For - many things he did long ago. Not so much for going into hiding after his nephew killed his padawans/ he stole that thing that turned that thing into another thing.... but anyway.... you’re welcome. (Also - Dwayne Johnson needs a role in Star Wars!)

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