Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Hayden Christiansen to be in Episode VIII?!!

NO, NO, NO.

Yesterday the Internet was aflutter with rumors that hated actor and known exacerbator of already terrible dialogue Hayden Christiansen would have a role in Star Wars: Episode VIII. And just like that, my faith in humanity died in screaming agony.

from what I can tell, the source of the rumors is making starwars.net, link below:

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Notably, these are not terribly reputable sites and no one seems to have anything resembling a solid source on the subject. Let’s hope this is just the Internet being the Internet, and not anything that has a basis in reality.

Please.

Please.

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