Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Team Panther speaking here, with an important PSA: it has come to our attention that we are up against the mighty tiger in this edition of O-Deck madness.

And while mighty he is, he’s nowhere as graceful as panthers.

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Or as cute:

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We’re pretty rad actually. Us black panthers are really two species: black leopards and black jaguars. The leopards rule the East and the jaguars rule the West! Alas, only one of us is left in the competition, which is why I am coming to you with this important message. We need your help! Vote for the jaguar!

Did I mention we have spots?

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And we play well with others:

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We have a mighty ROAR:

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And we’re pretty fast! So fast that they named a car after us!

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But really, we’re just big cats

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looking for a little love from our human companions

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So give us your vote!

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