Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
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Hi everyone, it’s me: the Pallas cat. I noticed that we’re doing a march madness and that I’m in the running. Though I personally believe that I should be part of the mostly big cats, I mean... look at my lovely size:

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I have such grace.

Still, I am willing to overlook the mishandling of my category, because I know that I should be the winner. I am adorable, expressive, and clearly the king of the animal kingdom.

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I have heard that there will be fights over who should win. That this could tear Odeck apart. I’m just saying that a vote for me is a vote for the Odeck to stay together, calm and happy. It will be the metaphorical toothbrush upon the Odeck’s head.

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So, before you go to war over which creature is better, stop and think for a moment. The answer is me! The cutest creature with the most expressive face.

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And, well, just as an added incentive, I don’t exactly handle losing well.

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Er. Jinxe is back. I’d better run. VOTE FOR ME, PALLAS CAT. I just can’t wait to be King.

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