Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Hola, amigos!

¿Cómo se dice “observationdeck” en Espanol? Not the new Overlords I had expected, but... hey - we’re a sister site of the most reliable news source on the internet now! Hi, Onion.

I just need to brush up my Spanish, half a year of once a week evening classes is not going to impress our new Senores... But maybe I can fake it!


I have a proposal for our new anthem:

And in case you just woke up and have no idea what I’m talking about (for some reason, Gawker does not yet report about the biggest news in the media business today), go here.

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