The obvious answer would be have Nicolas Cage play all the characters, but that might be tricky. WoodRocket.com, a super NSFW website, has a better idea; have adult entertainment stars Tabitha Stevens and Vuko play all the Nicolas Cage parts! (pics are mildly NSFW).


The classic Raising Arizona.


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Snake Eyes! Wild At Heart! Thanks, 99.


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Honeymoon in Vegas, I think? Nope, probably Peggy Sue Got Married.

Bonus points for the extremely disturbing painting of Cage featured in the background. I am disappointed that they left out movies like The Wicker Man and Face/Off, but that will give them something to use for the inevitable follow-up.

(via UPROXX)