Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

So evidently it’s not robot revolution that I fear, but their worship of me as an internet god.

I can’t seem to find a flag button for them following me, which is why they probably just latch onto our accounts like spam lamprey hoping we’ll check out the new person who thinks we’re cool and at least see the headline before realize that we’ve been snookered.

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