Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

How much does it cost you to go to Amazon and say:

“I’ll have one of everything, please!”? $12.86 billion, apparently. Which is a total bargain! (It’s estimated though, for some reason, Kynan Eng didn’t actually count all of the stuff but used maths!)

If you excuse me, I need to update my wishlist to “Everything you have!”


(I don’t actually have a wishlist. I’m even actively trying to avoid Amazon, to be frank...)


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