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Illustration for article titled How To Make a Cheesy Comedy Movie Poster

How to make a cheesy comedy movie poster:

  • Take a bold bright colour - blue, yellow or orange - and add a subtle radial gradient.
  • Compose a title-block using modern fonts in different weights and spot colours.
  • Assemble images of the cast with their heads pasted on a stand-in’s body. Make no attempt to match the lighting or add in shadows.
  • Include a catchy phrase that implies something that doesn’t actually happen in the movie.
  • Place posters in every bus shelter.
  • Voila. Box Office gold.

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