Delicious, delicious rhubarb gin fizzes for all!

- Make new friends in a city that is a 1-hour drive away
- Have them be really crafty and have an awesome garden, so they grow their own rhubarb.
- Have them make syrup out of said rhubarb.
- Have them get married.
- Make sure they bring the rhubarb syrup to the reception.
- Have the bartenders make rhubarb gin fizzes for everyone! Rhubarb syrup, gin, soda and lemon juice.
- Proceed to have six of them.
- ????
- Profit
- Spend the next day prone on the couch watching The Sound of Music
There! That wasn't so hard, was it?