Delicious, delicious rhubarb gin fizzes for all!

  • Make new friends in a city that is a 1-hour drive away
  • Have them be really crafty and have an awesome garden, so they grow their own rhubarb.
  • Have them make syrup out of said rhubarb.
  • Have them get married.
  • Make sure they bring the rhubarb syrup to the reception.
  • Have the bartenders make rhubarb gin fizzes for everyone! Rhubarb syrup, gin, soda and lemon juice.
  • Proceed to have six of them.
  • ????
  • Profit
  • Spend the next day prone on the couch watching The Sound of Music

There! That wasn't so hard, was it?